*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
[drug dealer voice] hey kid….u want some…..oh fUCk *1000 pictures of steve buscemi fall out of jacket*
Let’s play a game.
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a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation.
once you watch it, you’ll understand why.
THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME CRY BUT DAMN
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess